We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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