Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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