Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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