last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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