U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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