I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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