69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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