kristin has been a bad kristin
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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