To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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