just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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