Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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