There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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