How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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