But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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