ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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