I don't remember. Are we still dating?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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