i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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