In the future we'll all be gay
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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