i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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