yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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