Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
well most of my day revolves around power hour
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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