im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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