Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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