Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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