Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
no you cant smoke seaweed
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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