I'm really into asian looking animals
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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