we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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