Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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