Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
my sisters under your porch take her home
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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