He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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