So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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