I want to have your abortion
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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