Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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