i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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