do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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