So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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