But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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