Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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