was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
