Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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