We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
