It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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