sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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