How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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