Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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