If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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