The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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