I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
