Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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