I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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