I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
