singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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