OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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