But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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