I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I checked into jail on foursquare
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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